#GlutenFree #GMOs

#GMO

#GlutenFree #GMOs

#GlutenFree #GMOs

#GlutenFree #GMOs

First of all, I would like to wish you all a happy belated New Year!  It has been a while since we’ve last spoken, but some alarming news has been brought to my attention!  Apparently, scientists have discovered a new gene that can be directly spliced into any #GlutenFree crop.  This gene is no ordinary gene however, because when consumed it brings about instant orgasm.  They are naming these new #GMOs, “Genetically Modified Orgasms” and will be on the market by spring 2016.

#Yellowstone

#Yellowstone

#Yellowstone

#Yellowstone

#Yellowstone

#Yellowstone

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

Today I have heard some troubling news about the #Yellowstone National Park.  Recently, wild buffalo have been spotted migrating away from the park in mass quantity.  That would be because ‘neath old Yellowstone lies one of only a few known Super Volcanoes which according to many sources(*) is due for an eruption.  During my research, I discovered an interesting fact:  According to the google search engine reviews system, Yellowstone National park is inferior to #Yosemite National Park.  Upon this discovery, I have concluded that both National Parks start with the letter Y.

*Sources: Many.

#Tesla’s #Tesla

Tesla's Tesla

#Tesla’s #Tesla

#Tesla’s #Tesla

#Tesla’s #Tesla

In west modern day Croatia born and raised, in the lab is where I spent most of my days.  Chillin’ out, testin’ hypothesis, relaxin’, shootin’ some AC with my DC outside the school, when an asshole named Edison who was up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.  So I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said Tesla and there were no emissions in the mirror.  And that is the moral of the story boys and girls. #Tesla’s #Tesla

#Oscar #Pistorius

Pistorius sobbed and vomited after pictures of his dead girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp, were seen in court. The photos were not supposed to have been shown.

#Oscar #Pistorius

#Oscar #Pistorius

#Oscar #Pistorius

#Oscar #Pistorius just found out some terrible news.  While he was asleep on his custom adjustable tempur-pedic memory foam mattress one night, he heard a sound coming from his bathroom.  He quickly put on his prosthetic legs and made his way over to the door.  Kaboom!  He found out that his jaw muscles make moguls on his face.